I never do memes but I saw this on Facebook when norwegian_wood did it and it was way too cute. If anyone remembers Tempest’s [Father’s Day project from last year], I was hoping for similar results…

Kid Questionnaire/Meme:
(I ask Tempest the questions and write down her answers. Sometimes I had to ask her a few times before she’d give me an answer as her default is generally “I don’t know”.)

1. What is something mom always says to you? – “What to do at bedtime”.

2. What makes mom happy? – “Daddy.”

3. What makes mom sad? – “Daddy.” (Curtis says, “Noooo! I was teasing!”, he had been jokingly pointing to himself) Her real answer is, “When I don’t listen” (referring to bedtime).

4. How does your mom make you laugh? – “Tickling”

5. What was your mom like as a child? – “I wasn’t even there, I don’t know! I wasn’t even alive or a baby. She was a baby?”

6. How old is your mom? – “41”

7. How tall is your mom? – “25!”

8. What is her favorite thing to do? – “Clean”

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around? – “Go on the laptop and do different stuff, then clean it all up.”

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? – “Be in movies.”

11. What is your mom really good at? – “Exercising with a big heavy blue ball,” (a pilates ball). “Where did that exercising game go? You used to play that all the time.” (she means a pilates DVD I used to do…).

12. What is your mom not very good at? – “Not getting mad when I come out so many times” (referring to bedtime).

13. What does your mom do for her job? – “Knit.”

14. What is your mom’s favorite food? – “Cereal.”

15. What makes you proud of your mom? – “Reading a book to me.”

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? – “I don’t know.” (I asked again later and then she answered: “A monkey, like Curious George”).

17. What do you and your mom do together? – “We clean a little bit of my room.” (wow, I guess my OCD cleaning makes a big impact on her, eh?)

18. How are you and your mom the same? – “Our faces and our hair are the same.”

19. How are you and your mom different? – “Like, our colour eyes are different.” (actually, they’re the same: green).

20. How do you know your mom loves you? – “When they come home, I always get to hug her.”

21. What does your mom like most about your dad? – “When he kisses her.”

22. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go? -” Walk a lot of places… like, different places. All different places.”

Then she had to go to bed, and said, “That’s an awful lot of questions”.




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