You know, when you have big milky breasts you can’t win in the “professionalism” department. It’s just never going to work. Not unless you can shell out a million dollars for custom-tailored suits or some shit. I spent two solid days going through my wardrobe trying to find something to … Continue Reading →


Here is a current list of what is pissing me off right now: – Menopause. – My left eye. It’s all swollen and weird for no reason. – I have my first sunburn in over ten years. It’s not bad or anything, but still… FIRST! I don’t even remember my … Continue Reading →