41 weeks now. Just an update to say that nothing interesting is happening. Those 5-7 minute toe-curling contractions continued for 24 straight hours and then stopped. Yep. At about 2:30pm today they stopped as abruptly as they came on at exactly 2:30pm the day before. I had another afternoon nap, … Continue Reading →


First, old stuff I wrote two days ago: Hey look at that I’M STILL PREGNANT. I realize this is premature, as I’m only 40 and 5, but I can still bitch and whine about it. All my pregnant buddies have had their babies already, save for one who is due … Continue Reading →


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40 weeks. Any time now, Fuzz. Really. Gettin’ kind of sick of you on the inside. Don’t care that Xan hung around three extra weeks. If you pull that kind of shit, I’m going to reach in there and yank you out. Progression thingymcjagger: The end. I’m not going to … Continue Reading →


No baby, guys. You don’t have to poke me or nudge me or send me PMs about it. Trust me, if I for some reason wasn’t able to update my LJ to say I was in labour and/or the baby was born, someone would do it for me. I actually … Continue Reading →


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I have been pregnant three other times; I have carried a nearly 10lb baby three weeks overdue, I have had a posterior breech labour with a spine sitting hard on my tailbone, I have endured 44 hours of hard labour and over 70 hours awake without food while I did … Continue Reading →


This is how I spent my Mother’s Day afternoon: My birthday was on the 6th and Curtis treated me to a sushi dinner at my favourite restaurant while my mom watched the kids. When we came home two hours later we returned to find that Xan had conspired with Tempest … Continue Reading →


Last week was a slow crawl to a shit-tastic climax of sucktitude ending on a Saturday where Curtis worked a ridiculously early shift and the kids were suffering a candy hangover that pushed them into temporary psychosis. Tempest was an absolute fucking nightmare right from the moment she woke up. … Continue Reading →